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From: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House

From Cat Litter Casserole to Hairball Salad with Saliva Dressing, here are 38 of the must yucky-sounding - but yummy-tasting - recipes anyone out of their right mind could possibly imagine!

Instructions for each easy-to-prepare dish are accompanied by thoughtful serving suggestions, such as how to create a slimy spitwad placecard using corn syrup, or how to make lettuce look worm-eaten.

No budding Batty Crocker will want to be without this book!


  • 12 oz can frozen lemonade
  • 12 oz can frozen pink lemonade
  • 12 oz can frozen limeade
  • 1/2 gal rainbow sherbert


  • 1 ice cream scoop
  • 1 mixing bowl
  • 1 long stirring spoon
  • 1 large punch bowl
  • 1 ladle
  • cups


About 45 minutes before serving time, set cans of lemon and limeade and the container of sherbert out to thaw. After 15 minutes, scoop out half of the sherbert's containers contents and place it into a brownish color. Place the remaining sherbert back in

Prepare lemon and limeades according to the package directions and pour into the punch bowl.

Carefully float spoonfuls of the brown blended sherbert on top of the lemnade mixture, spreading it around to look like dirty brown suds. Do not stir. Use a ladle to serve punch in cups.

Sicko Serving Suggestion:

Float a handful of green, yellow and white tiny after dinner mints (tiny bars of soap), on top of your scummy punch.

Serving Size: Serves About 30 Dirty, NonBathing Buddies

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